Mansion Duelist

There is a story to these two you know. Once they were the best of friends. They rode together, pushed each other on the swing. Fed each other strawberry’s in a grassy field. Then they met a girl and both of them fell in love with her. She telling them both she could only be with one of them. So the two went at each other, attacking each other physically, emotionally even verbally. Their names? Not sure, we'll call them Obama and Hillary for now. The two finally performed a duel against each other shooting each other. They now are forever trapped in the ballroom of the Haunted Mansion in a constant duel. While the girl they fought over dances with another man. The Haunted Mansion has a lot to teach us. Most of all "DONT TRUST WOMAN!!" Really guys don’t look them in the eyes they’ll steal your soul! If they’re not chopping off your head, their the eventuality to your hanging yourself. The mansion is truly wise.